Posts of Note

The Condom Broke Pt. 1
The Condom Broke Pt. 2
The Condom Broke Pt. 3
The Condom Broke Pt. 4
The Condom Broke Pt. 5

My first son's birth story.
My second son's birth story.
My third son's birth story.
Proof that I'll be having no more sons.


People who my husband finds attractive:

Justin's Tart List Catherine Bell Valerie Bertinelli Jennifer Connelly Portia De Rossi Molly Erdman Melissa Gilbert Katie Holmes Scarlett Johansson Angelina Jolie Keira Knightley Jeanette Lee Natalie Portman Christina Ricci Molly Ringwald Mo Rocca Gwen Stefani Julia Stiles Charlize Theron Kate Winslet Ex Tarts Tyra Banks


People who I find attractive:

My Bowhunk List Rowan Atkinson Bob Barker Drew Carey Dustin Diamond R. Lee Ermey Groundskeeper Willie Jon Lovitz Christopher Lowell Wayne Newton Donny Osmond Mike Rowe Lawrence Welk


My recommendations in the pursuit of housewifery:

Housewifely Doodads August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 April 2006 May 2006 June 2006 July 2006 August 2006 September 2006 October 2006 November 2006 December 2006 January 2007 February 2007 March 2007 May 2007 June 2007 July 2007 August 2007


Literary greatness:

Mangled Poetry A Menstrual Cramp Underboob Sweat Peeing Alone Emetesis My Left Boob New Swimwear


Morning Minutia - Random thoughts during coffee:

Mangled Poetry Minutia I Minutia II Minutia III Minutia IV Minutia V Minutia VI Minutia VII Minutia VIII Minutia IX Minutia X Minutia XI Minutia XII Minutia XIII Minutia XIV Minutia XV Minutia XVI